New Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked sardar at an interview.. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf... Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir..

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it)

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Diwali Greetings

Wishing all Clients, Relatives & Friends...

KVK ki Yaadein

Check out music video of Doordarshan hit song "Ek Anek" during our childhood time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaTYLy1Jgio

Yeh hai S.S.C. ka Hall Ticket jiska exam center Hindi High School mein aaya tha... Aur sab ke sab itne darre huve thai ki parents ya fir brother/sister ko first day leke aaye thai... :-))






Aur yeh hai school ka logo & letter head jo har ek result aur certificates pe chhap ke aata tha...










Aur yeh hai sab se purana document.. Kinder garten ke progress report ka front page:








Aur yeh hai Nataraj ka pencil jisse 3rd ya 4th grade tak kaam chalaana padta tha before they allowed pen writings in notebooks....





Aur yeh hai Stamps ki viraasat jo school time mein collect ki thi...

Aur yeh woh diamond comics hai jisko hum S.S. (Social Service) aur W.E. (Work experience) ke classes mein padhte thai jab Phatak sir "mishaal ke taur pe" ke examples dete thai....

KVK May 90 Batch Contacts

(Last Updated on: 16/11/09)
Anil Bhanushali
9820767642 (Reachable) , 25117934
Archana mehta
9224394007
Bhavesh Nagda
9819891426
Bhavesh Savla
9820968128
Chandrika gada
919821386649
Chetan Dharod
919820244516 (Reachable)
Chetan shah

Darshan Shah
919224173552
Hema
9892371809 (Husband's cell), 32954147 (Home), 22404226 (Home)
Hiren paresh bhuvan..
919820956111
Jasmina
28982153
Jatin class b
919819792919 (Reachable)
Jayendra modi
919869307127 (Reachable)
Kamal chheda ..
919819260132 (Reachable)
Kashyap Dave
919819512929 (Reachable)
Kiran gala
919619111355 (Reachable)
Kishore kubadia..
919322002598 (Reachable)
Lopa dave
919821804373 (Reachable)
Manish mehta ..
919820745122
Manish Raval [Sydney, Australia]
+61-401040777
Meghana
9930335005 (Reachable)
Milan panchamia..
919820240025 (Reachable)
Mitul Jethva
9870119559 (Reachable) , 919224453160 (Not reachable)
Nayan
9819019778 (Reachable)
Nirmal
919820320379 (Reachable)
Nisha Kelaiya
919821209586
Paresh shah
919819735081 (Reachable)
Pragnesh Jani
9223248323(Reachable)
Pintoo Shah
919820142558 (Reachable)
Piyush Sheth
919867464135 (Reachable)
Preeti gandhi
919867911808 (Reachable)
Rajesh captain
919867065522 (Reachable)
Rajesh modi
919892921940
Rajul Gandhi - Gohil
919323937061
Ramesh padaya
919322174891 (Reachable)
Ravi gohil
919869483987 (Reachable)
Sandeep doshi
919867891812
Sanjay
9820777034
Shashank
919870655455 (Reachable)
Shital Shah [Seatle, U.S.]
+1-425-785-7348
Sheetal shah female [Shakti Bhuvan]
919224569153 (Reachable) [Shailesh: 9223433374/75]
Sheetal
919323542712 (Reachable) [Manoj: 9870140365]
Sheetal Gala - Sheth
9323992860 (Reachable)
Sonal
25648933
Tushar
9323900603
Urvi Badani - Sheth ..
919969666067 (Reachable) [Bhavesh Sheth: 9820227354]
Urvi 2 (Class A)
28987530
Vijay gala
919820467421 (Reachable)
Vipul chheda ..
919223319673
Yatin
919821777718

These are the extracts from my autograph book & I see date entered as 20/2/1990 by H.M. Shah Sir... This is really cool & awesome... I guess I've saved the autograph book 20 years for this day only, so it can be shared with you all.... You bet, these are the best quotes & autographs we ever received in life... Just click each image & check it out...

1> C.S. Shah Sir 2> H.M. Shah Sir 3> Usha ben 4> Rajguru Sir



5> Hansa ben 6> Principal 7> Pandya Sir

8> Thakur Sir 9> Tara ben 10> Sudha ben 11> Chhaya ben



Missing Contacts:
Please SMS me , the name & no. of any of following people in case some one has:

Class ADilip(Mini plot), Dilip(1st bench), Bhavesh Savla, Gor Rajesh, Nilesh, Kalpana, Kavita, Bharti, Chhagan, Neepa, Reeta, Charu, Parul Jatakia, Parul, Amita 1 & 2, Manish Vyas, Parag, Jayshree, Kumar, Sameer, Mohamad, Shailesh, Amit, Uday,Sonal,Ruhi,Chetna, Deepti

Class B
Dipak (Dipoo), Jignesh Desai, Ajay, Pranay, Shukla, Vipul Rawat, Dinesh Panchal, Dayalal, Kishore Savla, Jigna Bhatt, Beena, Manisha, Minal, Savitri, Amiksha, Sameer, Parul Gala,Dhan Laxmi

Past Event Details for Get together (School reunion) with family & friends are as follows:

Total RSVP(confirmations) received: 43
Total attended: 32
Date: 15/11/09
Time: 11.30 to 1.30 afternoon
Venue: Terrace of Kar-ke-raas hotel, Near Odean cinema, Next to R-Odean mall & swimming pool, Ghatkopar(E).
Charges for Unlimited Lunch: Rs. 160 per person (Ages 5 & above)